for more terror attacks, my TV did blurt.
But, not to worry, the cure has been found.
If you follow directions, you'll be safe and sound.
Chorus: (spoken: All you have to do is:)
Duct tape all your windows and doors.
Duct tape all your walls and your floors.
Put a little plastic on your window sill
and the duct tape'll keep ya' from bein' killed.
In the 50's it was desks, in the eighties it was dirt.
They said, dig a little hole so you won't get hurt.
It's a brave new world in the new millenium
with high tech solutions, just see how far we've come.
Chorus: (With duct tape...etc.)
Buyin' duct tape is clever, so maybe we should--
there may be some places it could do some good.
Those right wing fanatics makin' world war three
are already gray and sticky, you see.
(spoken: So they shouldn't mind if we)
Duct tape Mr. Rumsfeld's rump.
Duct tape Mr. Cheney's pump.
Duct tape Mr. Bush's tush
and give all those loonies a gentle push.
Contributed by Riccardo Venturi - 2005/8/19 - 21:11
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