It's a wonderful day for dumping our rubbish
At the side of the road
Such a wonderful day for dumping our rubbish
We can take a big load
There's a plastic bag full of something smelly
A mattress, a mower, a pram and a telly
It's a wonderful day for dumping our rubbish
At the side of the road
It's a wonderful day for spreading our nitrates
On all available fields
Such a wonderful day for spreading our nitrates
And increasing our yields
And if it crawls or it creeps be it slugs or snails
We can chemically kill it and it never fails
It's a wonderful day for spreading our nitrates
On all available fields
It's a wonderful day, such a wonderful day
For dumping bedding, digging, spreading
And blowing things away
It's a wonderful day for taking our shotguns
And killing beautiful birds
Such a wonderful day for taking our shotguns
And culling deer in their herds
There's foxes for hunting, badgers for baiting
Pardon me, I mustn't keep the Prince of Wales waiting
It’s a wonderful day for taking our shotguns
And killing beautiful birds
At the side of the road
Such a wonderful day for dumping our rubbish
We can take a big load
There's a plastic bag full of something smelly
A mattress, a mower, a pram and a telly
It's a wonderful day for dumping our rubbish
At the side of the road
It's a wonderful day for spreading our nitrates
On all available fields
Such a wonderful day for spreading our nitrates
And increasing our yields
And if it crawls or it creeps be it slugs or snails
We can chemically kill it and it never fails
It's a wonderful day for spreading our nitrates
On all available fields
It's a wonderful day, such a wonderful day
For dumping bedding, digging, spreading
And blowing things away
It's a wonderful day for taking our shotguns
And killing beautiful birds
Such a wonderful day for taking our shotguns
And culling deer in their herds
There's foxes for hunting, badgers for baiting
Pardon me, I mustn't keep the Prince of Wales waiting
It’s a wonderful day for taking our shotguns
And killing beautiful birds
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