[Sheila Broflovski]
Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey the parents
They just want to fart and curse!
[Sharon]
Should we blame the government?
[Liane]
Or blame society?
[Stuart/Gerald/Randy]
Or should we blame the images on TV?
[Sheila Broflovski]
No, blame Canada!
[Everyone]
Blame Canada!
[Sheila Broflovski]
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
[Everyone]
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
[Sheila Broflovski]
We need to form a full assault
[Everyone]
It's Canada's fault!
[Sharon]
Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!
[Liane]
And my boy Eric, once, had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
[Sheila Broflovski]
Well, blame Canada!
[Everyone]
Blame Canada!
[Sheila Broflovski]
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
[Everyone]
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
[Copy Shop Employee]
They're not even a real country anyway
[Carol]
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
[Everyone]
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
[Sheila Broflovski]
Heck, no!
[Everyone]
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
[Sheila Broflovski]
With all their hockey hullabaloo
[Liane]
And that bitch Anne Murray, too
[Everyone]
Blame Canada! Shame on Canada for...
The smut we must cut
The trash we must bash
The laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey the parents
They just want to fart and curse!
[Sharon]
Should we blame the government?
[Liane]
Or blame society?
[Stuart/Gerald/Randy]
Or should we blame the images on TV?
[Sheila Broflovski]
No, blame Canada!
[Everyone]
Blame Canada!
[Sheila Broflovski]
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
[Everyone]
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
[Sheila Broflovski]
We need to form a full assault
[Everyone]
It's Canada's fault!
[Sharon]
Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!
[Liane]
And my boy Eric, once, had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
[Sheila Broflovski]
Well, blame Canada!
[Everyone]
Blame Canada!
[Sheila Broflovski]
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
[Everyone]
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
[Copy Shop Employee]
They're not even a real country anyway
[Carol]
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
[Everyone]
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
[Sheila Broflovski]
Heck, no!
[Everyone]
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
[Sheila Broflovski]
With all their hockey hullabaloo
[Liane]
And that bitch Anne Murray, too
[Everyone]
Blame Canada! Shame on Canada for...
The smut we must cut
The trash we must bash
The laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
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