We're looking for a few good men willing to sacrifice the things they don't value
There's no I.Q. check there is no book
You just have to be as dumb as you fucking look
When you go, you will never come back
Waiting for that company of sin, you hear the pitter-patter
Of all the bullets going into your heart as you die
Lies, all the lives they've taken, all the lies, all the lives they've taken
You've never read a newspaper and you want to be all you can be...
Join the Army
There's no I.Q. check there is no book
You just have to be as dumb as you fucking look
When you go, you will never come back
Waiting for that company of sin, you hear the pitter-patter
Of all the bullets going into your heart as you die
Lies, all the lives they've taken, all the lies, all the lives they've taken
You've never read a newspaper and you want to be all you can be...
Join the Army
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What is "You Have a Theory, I Have a Gun" about?
Well, had we wanted to compose an essay or a dissertation, I am sure that we would have, but instead we composed a song, so I am going to have to let that work stand on its own. Although not as complex or intriguing as a Joyce piece, I believe the lyrics speak for themselves, and your fine readers will be able to embrace the nuance of the work below:
Sid Jagger