Mr Custer
Larry Verne| La versione interpretata da Charlie Drake | |
| MR CUSTER (Shrieks and `Red Indian sounds' in background) (That famous day in history) (The men of the 7th Cavalry went riding on) (And from the rear a voice was heard) (A brave young man with a trembling word rang loud and clear) What am I doin' here? Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go Hey, Mr. Custer, please don't make me go I had a dream last night about the comin' fight Somebody yelled "Attack!" And there I stood with a arrow in my back. Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go (Forward, HO-O-O-O-O!) Oooohhhh SPOKEN: Look at them bushes out there, they're movin' And there's a injun behind every one Hey, Mr. Custer, you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon? HEY CHARLIE, DUCK YER HEAD!! (Sound of arrow whizzing by) Hmm, you're a little bit late on that one, Charlie Whooh, I bet that smarts! (They were sure of victory (The men of the 7th Cavalry, as they rode on) (But then from the rear a voice was heard) (That same brave voice with the trembling word rang loud and clear) What am I doin' here? Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go Listen, Mr. Custer, please don't make me go There's a redskin waitin' out there, just fixin to take my hair A coward I've been called, cuz I don't wanna wind up dead or bald Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go (Forward, HO-O-O-O-O!) Oooohhhh SPOKEN: I wonder what the injun word for friend is Let's see....friend.....kemo sabe, that's it KEMO SABE!, HEY OUT THERE, KEMO SABE! (Sound of arrow whizzing by) No, that itn't it Look at 'em out there Runnin' around like a bunch of wild Indians, heh-heh Nah, this ain't no time for jokin' (Sound of arrows whizzing by) | MR CUSTER (Shrieks and `Red Indian sounds' in background) (That famous day in history) (The men of the 7th cavalry went riding on) (And from the rear a voice was heard) (A brave young man with a trembling word rang loud and clear) What am I doing here? Please Mr.Custer, I don't wanna go Eh, er, Mr.Custer? Please don't make me go I had a dream last night about the comin' fight Somebody yelled "Attack!" And there I stood with an arrow in my back Please Mr.Custer, I don't wanna go Oh-oh, oh.. SPOKEN: Look at `em bushes out there, they're movin' There's an Indian behind every one of `em Er, um, Mr.Custer May I be excused for the rest of the afternoon, please? Wanna change my library book OY, WATCH OUT, DUCK YOUR HEAD! Oo-er, bit late on that one, son God, I bet that don't half hurt (They were sure of victory) (The men of the 7th Cavalry as they rolled on) (When from the rear a voice was heard) (That same great voice with a trembling word rang loud and clear) What am I doing here? Please Mr.Custer, I don't wanna go Er, listen, er, Mr.Custer? Please don't make me go There's a redskin waitin'out there, waitin' to cut my hair A coward I've been called But I don't wanna wind up dead or bald Please Mr.Custer, I don't wanna go Oo-errr, err-oo SPOKEN: Now, let's see, what's the Indian word for `friend'? Oh yes, I know – manyarna, yeah that's it Oy, you lot out there `Manyarna' (Arrow whizzes by) Ooo! Oooh! No, that ain't it Look at `em out there Running around like a bunch of wild Indians Bunch of wild Indians! Ha-ha-ha-ha Now this is no time for joking (Sound of many arrows whizzing by) Oo…oh…oo…help! Mr Custer? Oh my God! (Fades) |
