Muerte a los borbones

Pablo Hasél

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MUERTE A LOS BORBONES Vuelvo a desmontar ese cuento para niños de que "el rey puso freno al fascismo" El rey hizo lo que más le convenía a su cuenta bancaria y limpió el sable a Franco durante demasiados años. No es un héroe, sino un pez gordo que se arrima a la corriente con más pezqueñines que devorar. Su poder ha manipulado la historia y ha elevado a los altares a uno de los mayores ladrones que ha dado este estado. Tú dices que odias a los moros y luego alabas a JuanCa, íntimo del rey de Marruecos. Ese que tiene a su pueblo pasando hambre mientras tiene incontables palacios y lo envía aquí. Su majestad no representa a nuestra clase, que caigan las coronas y ardan los disfraces. Así que excelentísima Familia Real del Reino de Caspalandia, tarde o temprano recogeréis lo que merecéis: ¡rabia! No me extraña que tengáis tantos hijos cuando los mantiene la pleve, Ya me duele que os idolatren en colegios de pijos Pero también en escuelas públicas están vuestros retratos. Os creéis el ombligo del mundo como el bolsillo de Rodrigo Rato. Yo digo que antes que respetaros me mato. Os tendríamos que obligar a decir: "una república popular es lo más sensato y barato" Aprovecháis éxitos deportivos pa haceros propaganda Y colgaros medallas que no habéis ganado vosotros. En este estado hay más de un dictador que manda. Callar a quienes denunciamos vuestros métodos bochornosos. Tiranos en forma de multimillonarios con los que haceis sucios negocios. No llameis democracia a esa mafia, aunque mucho pueblo lo evite ver. Mientras os burlais con desmedida frivolidad en el club Bilderberg. Esto son evidencias, no conspiraciones. Llevo tatuado en mi conciencia: ¡muerte a los Borbones! Oye voy a tatuarme la cara del que mate a Jaime Peñafiel ¿me oyes? Yo no quiero ser súbdito de ninguna monarquía y aún menos impuesta a la fuerza por los tiranos de siempre. Mira, la Guardia Real ya tiene nuevo himno para desfilar... (¡Muerte a los Borbones!) Os presento a la familia con más cocainómanos Gastando en un vestido lo que ganas en 10 años Su institución medieval cualquier lógica desquicia Como buscar pensadores en el Diario de Patricia Los presupuestos reales nunca han sido transparentes Si eso es democrático, Aznar fue buen presidente Multaron a los de El Jueves por una caricatura A mi ya pueden fusilarme en el Ministerio de Incultura La república será fea como la infanta Helena Si es capitalista y no sirve a la clase obrera Os invito a odiar a los personajes más caraduras Que adornaron con consumismo una otra puta dictadura Deberíamos mandarlos a recoger fruta Por 3 euros la hora, a ver como especulan Venga, venga, que de ser así De la Vega Admitirá que tiene pene y que con España juega JuanCa, JuanCa, no es amigo del pueblo sino de la banca, la justicia está de duelo, suelo soñar que vuela por los aires eso no es terrorismo, ¡se merece el cielo! Me da náuseas constantes el reino casposol, donde un farsante es grande por la gracia de Dios, no me representa esa puta bandera, pon una estrella roja y saca la corona fuera! Mercenarios los defienden con medios de manipulación o armas Todos bien pagados para controlar lo que hablan Censuran manifestaciones en su contra La reina sofía es una listilla que se hace la tonta Cuando llegan a una ciudad se pone todo bonito Ocultando la realidad y protestar es casi relito Antidisturbios nos acorralan a km de ellos No sea que escuchen que no los queremos Patético estado policial, venga todos al corral A poner huevos pa que cerdos los puedan robar Y para colmo exijan ser venerados Ciudadanos somos números de resultado esclavos Suma y sigue, fuma y creéte libre JuanCa: el más pirata falta en el libro Guiness Pero ya os podeis olvidar, no se quien ganó el mundial Jugadores gritan viva españa pensando viva el capital JuanCa, JuanCa, no es amigo del pueblo sino de la banca, la justícia está de duelo, suelo soñar que vuela por los aires eso no es terrorismo, ¡se merece el cielo! Me da náuseas constantes el reino casposol, donde un farsante es grande por la gracia de Dios, no me representa esa puta bandera, pon una estrella roja y saca la corona fuera! Leticia la progre se pasó a la ultraderecha Hay poco peor que convertir a una arpía en princesa Monseñor Rouco Varela bautizó a sus niñas Y ya tiene fantasías pajeras para toda la vida Felipe está nervioso porque la falacia de su padre Ya no le sirve a el aunque son capaces De hacer que salve la capa de ozono Con tal de que 100 familiares más chupen del trono Este país esta lleno de lamedores de culos corruptos Donde está la dignidad a diario me pregunto Así señoras con pensiones de mierda Le pondrían a juan carlos lacitos en la verga Es el reino de la amnesia, quien recuerda que Dice "aguanta la crisis" tras bajarse de su yate Vamos, vamos, que si el rey abdica, Mariano Rajoy reconocerá que es marica! JuanCa, JuanCa, no es amigo del pueblo sino de la banca, la justícia está de duelo, suelo soñar que vuela por los aires eso no es terrorismo, ¡se merece el cielo! Me da náuseas constantes el reino casposol, donde un farsante es grande por la gracia de Dios, no me representa esa puta bandera, pon una estrella roja y saca la corona fuera! (¡Eeeh! ¡Casposos! ... ¡MUERTE A LOS BORBONES!)

DEATH TO THE BOURBONS Once again I'm dismantling that children's tale about "The King put a stop to fascism" The King did what was the most convenient thing for his bank account And he did Franco's bidding for too many years He is no a hero, but a fat fish that gets to the coast to devour more little fish His power has manipulated history And has elevated to altars one of the biggest thieves that this country has produced. You say you hate Arabs, and then praise JuanCa, who's a very close friend of the King of Morocco. The same who has his people starving, at the same time has too many palaces to count and sends him here His Majesty does not represent our class let the crowns fall, and let the costumes burn. Therefore, most excellent Royal Family of the Kingdom of Dandruffland, sooner or later you will reap what you deserve: rage! It's not surprising that you have so many children Since the masses support them financially, It hurts me that they adore you in swanky schools for snobs But it is in public schools where your portraits can be found You believe yourself to be the center of the world as well as the pockets of Rodrigo Rato. I say, sooner than respecting you I would kill myself. We should force you to say: "A popular republic is the most sensible and inexpensive governance option" You take advantage of successes in the world of sports to make propaganda for yourselves And hang round your neck medals that you have not won yourselves. In this nation state there is more than one dictator that rules. You shut up those of us who denounce your embarrassing methods. Tyrants in the form of multimillionaires with whom you make business Do not call this mafia by the name of democracy, even though many people avoid seeing this. While you laugh with excessive frivolity at the Bilderberg Club This is evidence, not conspiracy. Upon my conscience I have tattooed: Death to the Bourbons! Hey, I will get a tattoo of he who kills Jaime Peñafiel, do you hear? I don't want to be a subject to any monarchy and even less one that has been imposed upon me by the same old tyrants of always. Check it out, the Royal Guard has a new anthem to march to... (Death to the Bourbons!) Let me introduce to you the family with the most cocaine addicts Spending on a dress what you earn in 10 years How to find thinkers in the Newspaper of Patricia The royal budgets have never been transparent If that is democratic, then Aznar was a good president They fined the people of the magazine "El Jueves" because of a cartoon They can now put me under a firing squad in the Ministry of Un-Culture The republic will be as ugly as the infanta Elena if it is capitalist and does not serve the working class I invite you to hate the most shameless characters Who decorated another damn dictatorship with their consumerism We should send them to pick up fruit in the fields At 3 euros per hour, to see how they speculate Come on, now if this happened, De la Vega Would admit that he has a penis and plays with Spain Juan Carlos, Juan Carlos, he isn't a friend of the people but of the banking sytems, justice is in mourning, I often dream he is flying through the winds That is not terrorism, he deserves to go to heaven! I get nauseated constantly by the scufy kingdom where a fraud is great by the grace of God, this whorish flag doesn't represent me, Put in a red star and take out the crown! Mercenaries defend them with manipulation or arms All of them well paid to control what they speak They censor demonstrations against them Queen Sofía is a very sly and clever, but pretends to be dumb When they arrive to visit a city, everything looks very pretty Which hides reality and to protest is almost a crime Antiriot police corners us to kilometres from them Lest they hear that we don't love them Pathetic police state, come everyone to the henpen To place eggs so that pigs can steal them And, what really takes the cake, the demand to be revered Citizens, we are numbers,as a result we are slaves Sum this up and continue, smoke and think you are free JuanCa: the most pirate-like, he needs to be in the Guiness Book of Records But you can forget about it right now, I don't know who won the World Cup Players shout out "Long live Spain" while thinking "Long live capital!" Juan Carlos, Juan Carlos, he isn't a friend of the people but of the banking sytems, justice is in mourning, I often dream he is flying through the winds That is not terrorism, he deserves to go to heaven! I get nauseated constantly by the scurfy kingdom where a fraud is great by the grace of God, this whorish flag doesn't represent me, Put in a red star and take out the crown! Letizia, the progressive one, went over to the far-right There's very little which could be worse than to turn a bitch into a princess Mosignor Rouco Valera baptised her daughters Felipe is nervous because his pathetic fallacy of a father Does not serve his purposes, although they are capable of making him save the ozone layer As long as 100 more of their relatives mooch off the throne This country is full of ass-licking, corrupt people Where is dignity every day, I ask myself Thus, ladies living from shitty pensions Would adorn Juan Carlos's penis with decorative ribbons This is the kingdom of amnesia; does anyone remember when he said "Let's get through the crisis" after descending from his yacht? Come now, come now, if the Kind abdicates, Mariano Rajoy will accept that he is gay! Juan Carlos, Juan Carlos, he isn't a friend of the people but of the banking sytems, justice is in mourning, I often dream he is flying through the winds That is not terrorism, he deserves to go to heaven! I get nauseated constantly by the scurfy kingdom where a fraud is great by the grace of God, this whorish flag doesn't represent me, Put in a red star and take out the crown! (Ehhhh! Scurfy, dandruffy ones! ... DEATH TO THE BOURBONS!)