The Phony King of England
Johnny MercerOriginal | Versione Finlandese |
THE PHONY KING OF ENGLAND Oh the world will sing of an English King A thousand years from now And not because he passed some laws Or had that lofty brow While bonny good King Richard leads The great crusade he's on We'll all have to slave away For that good-for-nothin' John Incredible as he is inept Whenever the history books are kept They'll call him the phony king of England A pox on the phony king of England! He sits alone on a giant throne Pretendin' he's the king A little tyke who's rather like A puppet on a string And he throws an angry tantrum if he cannot have his way And then he calls for Mum while he's suckin' his thumb You see, he doesn't want to play Too late to be known as John the First He's sure to be known as John the worst A pox on that phony king of England! While he taxes us to pieces And he robs us of our bread King Richard's crown keeps slippin' down Around that pointed head Ah! But while there is a merry man in Robin's wily pack We'll find a way to make him pay And steal our money back The minute before he knows we're there Ol' Rob'll snatch his underwear The breezy and uneasy king of England The snivellin' grovellin' Measly weasely Blabberin' jabberin' Gibberin' jabberin' Blunderin' plunderin' Wheelin' dealin' Prince John, that phony king of England Yeah! | HASSU KUNINGAS On meillä hassu kuningas, Josta näin me lauletaan. Hän hallita ei osaa lain, Siksi häntä haukutaan. Kun kelpo mies tuo Richard pois on ristiretkellä, Niin viettää kansa hädin tuskin Hyvää elämää Kirjat kertoo, Kuinka paljon ja julmasti Prinssi Juhana laiminlöi Tuota kansaa Englannin! Tuck: Oi paha periköön tuon Juhanan! Hän valtakuntansa Moukka on Ja täysin järjetön, Hän oikkuilee, myös kiukuttelee, Ja aivan älytön Äitiänsä kaipaa ja peukaloansa imee hän Ja aina kun on hätä, hän imee näin mmmm(Häh häh häh, äiti) Hän oikkuilee ja kiukkuilee Ja ihan älytön, Siis on nyt meillä kehno kuningas Englannin! |