Gee, Ma, I Want To Go Home

Originale

I learned this version at girl scout camp. The verses and the...

GEE, MA, I WANT TO GO HOME The coffee that they give us, They say is mighty fine, It's good for cuts and bruises And tastes like iodine. I don't want no more of army life, Gee, ma, I want to go home The biscuits that they give us, They say are mighty fine, One fell off a table And killed a pal of mine. I don't want no more of army life, Gee, ma, I want to go home The clothes that they give us, They say are mighty fine, Me and my buddy, Can both fit into mine. I don't want no more of army life, Gee, ma, I want to go home They treat us all like monkeys And make us stand in line, They give you fifty dollars a month And take back forty-nine. I don't want no more of army life, Gee, ma, I want to go home The girls at the service club They say are mighty fine, Most are over eighty And the rest are under nine. I don't want no more of army life, Gee, ma, I want to go home

GEE, MA, I WANT TO GO HOME Oh, the food at the girls' camp They say it's mighty fine A biscuit rolled off the table And killed a pal of mine Gee, I wanna go to camp Gee ma, I wanna go Where do you wanna go? Gee ma, I wanna go to camp Oh, the nurses at the girls' camp They say they're mighty fine My girlfriend had a hangnail Her funeral's at nine Gee, I wanna go to camp Gee ma, I wanna go Where do you wanna go? Gee ma, I wanna go to camp Oh, the bathrooms at the girls' camp They say they're mighty fine They haven't been cleaned right Since 1969 Gee, I wanna go to camp Gee ma, I wanna go Where do you wanna go? Gee ma, I wanna go to camp Oh, the boys at the girls' camp They say they're mighty fine They're either under seven Or over ninety-nine Gee, I wanna go to camp Gee ma, I wanna go But they won't let me go Gee ma, I wanna go home!