Gee, Ma, I Want To Go Home

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GEE, MA, I WANT TO GO HOME The coffee that they give us, They say is mighty fine, It's good for cuts and bruises And tastes like iodine. I don't want no more of army life, Gee, ma, I want to go home The biscuits that they give us, They say are mighty fine, One fell off a table And killed a pal of mine. I don't want no more of army life, Gee, ma, I want to go home The clothes that they give us, They say are mighty fine, Me and my buddy, Can both fit into mine. I don't want no more of army life, Gee, ma, I want to go home They treat us all like monkeys And make us stand in line, They give you fifty dollars a month And take back forty-nine. I don't want no more of army life, Gee, ma, I want to go home The girls at the service club They say are mighty fine, Most are over eighty And the rest are under nine. I don't want no more of army life, Gee, ma, I want to go home

GEE, MA, I WANT TO GO HOME Father Mulcahy: A chaplain in the Army Has a collar on his neck, If you don't listen to him You'll all wind up in heck. All: Oh, I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Mom, I wanna go home! Colonel Potter: Friendships in the Army They say are mighty rare, So I spend all my free time Carousing with my mare. All: Oh, I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Mom, I wanna go home! Radar O'Reilly: The corporals in the Army You say we're really green, But if it weren't for us guys You'd be in the latrine. All: Oh, I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Mom, I wanna go home! Margaret Houlihan: Oh some nurses in the Army They haven't tied the knot, But this one's gonna try it With Donald Penobscott. All: Oh, I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Mom, I wanna go home! Hawkeye & B.J.: Oh the surgeons in the Army They say we're mighty bright, We work on soldiers through the day And nurses through the night. All: Oh, I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Mom, I wanna go home! The Nurses: The surgeons in the Army They're bright, they are profound, But we'll take chopper pilots They'll get you off the ground. All: Oh, I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Mom, I wanna go home! Corporal Klinger: Oh some guys like the Army I think that it's a mess, If it's so damned terrific How come I wear a dress? All: Oh, I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Mom, I wanna go home! Frank Burns: Oh Hawkeye and ol' B.J. They think they're pretty smart I'd like to take a scalpel And stab them in the heart. All: Oh, I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Ma, I wanna go, But they won't let me go, Gee Mom, I wanna go home!