Ballad Of The Green Berets (A Parody)
|Originale||Un'altra parodia della "Ballad of the Green Berets"|
|BALLAD OF THE GREEN BERETS (A PARODY)|
Frightened soldiers from the sky
Screaming "Hell I don't wanna die,
You can have my job and pay,
I'm a chicken any old way!
Silver Wings upon their chest
These are men, America's best
One hundred men will jump today
And only three wear the green beret
(The rest will have parachutes)
| SILVER WINGS (GREEN FLIGHT PAY)|
Silver wings upon my chest,
I fly my chopper above the best.
I can make more dough that way,
But I don't need no green beret.
Tennis shoes upon his feet,
Some folks call him "Sneaky Pete."
He sneaks around the woods all day,
And wears that funny green beret.
It's no jungle floor for me,
I've never seen a rubber tree.
A thousand men will take some test,
While I fly home and take a rest.
And while I fly my chopper home,
I leave him out there all alone.
That is where Green Berets belong,
Out in the jungle writing songs.
And when my little boy is grown,
Don't leave him out there all alone.
Just let him fly and give him pay,
'Cause he can't spend no green beret.
And when my little boy is old,
His silver wings all lined with gold,
He'll also wear a green beret,
In the big parade St. Patrick's Day!