Boris is our leader he’s moved into number 10
But we the people didn’t vote to make him our PM
Now Boris and his cronies Will pull all kinds of stunts
This dodgy Tory government are just a load of cunts.
Cunning and conniving seems the Boris Johnson way
He’s full of contradictions can you trust a word he says
Abusing our democracy he drags it through the muck
But Boris isn’t bothered and he doesn’t give a fuck.
Funny and bewildered oh his talents they are few
He’s oh so full of gibberish he doesn’t have a clue
He makes things up as he goes along, he doesn’t care one bit
That much of what he has to say is just a load of shit.
Shall I build a garden bridge [1]? of course he never did
He squandered all that money 50 million quid
Never got beyond the waffle he never laid one brick
Another prime example of why Boris is a dick.
In the referendum Boris chose the Brexit side
He wrote across the side of a bus another pack of lies [2]
He disrespects minorities then treats it like a prank
And when it comes to honesty his words not worth a wank.
Donald loves his Boris they sure make a pretty pair
They both talk loads of rubbish and they’ve both got dodgy hair
They may have loads of money but not one of them has class
But Boris loves his Donald and he crawls right up his ass.
When the next election’s here then justice will be done
Get rid of Boris Johnson and his public schoolboy chums
We’ll show them at the ballot box that we are in control
So Bojo take your government and shove it up your hole.
But we the people didn’t vote to make him our PM
Now Boris and his cronies Will pull all kinds of stunts
This dodgy Tory government are just a load of cunts.
Cunning and conniving seems the Boris Johnson way
He’s full of contradictions can you trust a word he says
Abusing our democracy he drags it through the muck
But Boris isn’t bothered and he doesn’t give a fuck.
Funny and bewildered oh his talents they are few
He’s oh so full of gibberish he doesn’t have a clue
He makes things up as he goes along, he doesn’t care one bit
That much of what he has to say is just a load of shit.
Shall I build a garden bridge [1]? of course he never did
He squandered all that money 50 million quid
Never got beyond the waffle he never laid one brick
Another prime example of why Boris is a dick.
In the referendum Boris chose the Brexit side
He wrote across the side of a bus another pack of lies [2]
He disrespects minorities then treats it like a prank
And when it comes to honesty his words not worth a wank.
Donald loves his Boris they sure make a pretty pair
They both talk loads of rubbish and they’ve both got dodgy hair
They may have loads of money but not one of them has class
But Boris loves his Donald and he crawls right up his ass.
When the next election’s here then justice will be done
Get rid of Boris Johnson and his public schoolboy chums
We’ll show them at the ballot box that we are in control
So Bojo take your government and shove it up your hole.
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[2] See here