Blaaaaaaaack Friday, Time to go to the mall.
Black Friday, I'm gonna purchase it all.
Black Friday, It's that time of year.
Black Friday is the day retail employees fear.
Black Friday, I'm gonna buy a TV.
Black Friday, I think instead I'll buy three.
Black Friday, everything is for sale.
But if you shop on Black Friday then you better
beware of violence, lining up outside of the store.
Mob riots, everybody crams through the door.
Fist fighting, Blood is gonna cover the floor.
And everybody kills each other for a ps4.
Discounts, Buy a microwave for half of the price.
Save money, If you're willing to risk your life.
Kill people, The murder rate is going to surge.
Black Friday is the real life version of the purge.
Black Friday, Now that thanksgiving has passed.
Black Friday, I'm gonna buy some shit and kick ass.
Black Friday, Christmas is soon to arrive.
Bring a gun with you shopping if you wanna survive.
Hey there Black Friday shoppers you ready for some excellent deals?
then be prepared to main, murder, and steal.
and if some old grandma is trying to take the last sterio
station left, don't you hesitate to choke that bitch to death.
Black Friday, Time to go to the mall.
Black Friday, I'm gonna purchase it all.
Black Friday, It's that time of year.
If you shop on black friday then you better beware.
Black Friday, I'm gonna purchase it all.
Black Friday, It's that time of year.
Black Friday is the day retail employees fear.
Black Friday, I'm gonna buy a TV.
Black Friday, I think instead I'll buy three.
Black Friday, everything is for sale.
But if you shop on Black Friday then you better
beware of violence, lining up outside of the store.
Mob riots, everybody crams through the door.
Fist fighting, Blood is gonna cover the floor.
And everybody kills each other for a ps4.
Discounts, Buy a microwave for half of the price.
Save money, If you're willing to risk your life.
Kill people, The murder rate is going to surge.
Black Friday is the real life version of the purge.
Black Friday, Now that thanksgiving has passed.
Black Friday, I'm gonna buy some shit and kick ass.
Black Friday, Christmas is soon to arrive.
Bring a gun with you shopping if you wanna survive.
Hey there Black Friday shoppers you ready for some excellent deals?
then be prepared to main, murder, and steal.
and if some old grandma is trying to take the last sterio
station left, don't you hesitate to choke that bitch to death.
Black Friday, Time to go to the mall.
Black Friday, I'm gonna purchase it all.
Black Friday, It's that time of year.
If you shop on black friday then you better beware.
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