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The Pastafarian Song

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Pastafarian!

Flying Spaghetti Monster
Lives in the sky
He's made of noodles
With meatballs for eyes

Do not cheat
And do not lie
He sees all
And that's why

I'm repin' FSM
'Till the day that I die
When he transports me
Up into the sky

Now you may ask
Just what am I?

Pastafarian!

Yes the church of the flying spaghetti monster
The only true church
All other religions got it wrong

Come one and come all
This is the only church where you can be baptized in spaghetti sauce

Roll him up with a fork
Take him inside you
We do communion
With ragu

Pastafarian!



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